Sunday, March 29, 2009


Dear Let Me Pee,

Not quite a bathroom story but...

So, back in high school, I had short hair. One day, I was walking into the girls' locker room to change for Physical Education (P.E.) when the security guard posted at the door grabbed me and said "Just where do you think you're going?" I looked at her confusedly and said "To change?" The moment I spoke, she realized I was a girl and fumbled an apology. That in of itself wouldn't have been so bad, but after P.E. was over, she came looking for me in the locker room and gave me a hug and started apologizing profusely in front of everybody, while I was trying to change. It was uncomfortable and awkward beyond belief.

Sincerely,

Hair length does not equal gender

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